[生日]阿Q外傳
南瀛有女，真名隱晦，蓋鮮有他人以其名喚之。
或曰桂棻、桂茶、桂菜，然其中真偽，天下恐無人可辨矣。
惟其名有桂字，以西文拼之為Quei，故號阿Q。
彼女生性質樸，人稱鄉民；深居簡出，故得宅Q雅號。
長住於批踢踢實業坊，名下另有美少女夢工廠，生產SM女王。
平日手不釋卷，尤精東洋動漫，聞者盡皆拜服，真可謂馬中出赤兔，女中出宅Q。
擅於劍道、桌球雙絕，更有精湛演技；基測300，名震四方；
文韜武略，集於一身，實曠世之奇才也。
自執掌十二家以來，加速十二家成長，並落實節約慶生以及「以宵夜換取金錢」政策，
使得家電影次數更上層樓，甚至舉辦首次家遊，功不可沒。
謹以此文賀其誕辰，恭祝
又宅又帥的桂Q家爸生日快樂！Wii要「棻」大家一起玩才能卸任啊！
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以上一看就知道非我所能也，
這可是深受節約慶生所苦的下任12家家爸-白牧韓一整夜的腦汁啊!
不過據說是 宅Q(壽星最大，特此挪抬)欽點的= =;
話說半形編色碼真累人Orz
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