[閒聊] Reddit 熱議：Faker講英文
原文網址：https://redd.it/7w6dw5
新手翻譯，如有錯誤請不吝指教。
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Faker在實況的時候秀了一段英文，在Reddit引起了討論。
"I hab familiiiii"
"我有家人R"(模仿Faker口音)
Faker german confirmed
Faker德國人確認。
german robot?
德國機器人？
Nah, he is beyond robot, he is a German brain piloting an organic Korean
mech.
不，他超越了機器人，他是一個德國人的大腦來駕駛一個有機的韓國機器人。
He also said "helf me" once. Helf means help in german mhhh
他也說了一次"helf me"。Helf在德文的意思是幫忙。
It's actually "hilf". See way too many Germans making these mistakes. "Du
hilfst" -> Imperative: "Hilf!"
其實是"hilf"。我看過太多德國人犯這些錯了。"du hilfst"->祈使語氣："Hilf！"
Oh no. The SKT downfall has come to a point where Faker is preparing for the
NA LCS...
He was too young for the retirement....
喔不。SKT的垮臺已經到了Faker正在為NA LCS做準備的地步...
他要退休還太年輕了...
On the bright side, we might get another Faker vs. Ryu outplay in 2019!
往好處想，我們可能又可以在2019年看到另一個Faker vs Ryu的outplay了！
We learned from Koreans the word "gosu" (which means "exceptional, superior"),
while they learned from us what they're supposed to scream while feeding.
我們從韓國人那邊學到"gosu"(代表專家的意思)這個字，而他們從我們這邊學到送頭時應
該要尖叫。
He already knows more than Piglet after 3 years in Liquid.
他懂的英文已經比Piglet待在Liquid 3年懂的還多了。
only a matter of time before he starts flaming people in english. that will be
a glorious day
他開始用英文噴人只是早晚的事了。那會是榮耀的一天。
Things that get to front page of this reddit...
這種事情竟然能上Reddit的首頁...
This is a sign faker is coming to NA man, this is super important
老兄，這是Faker要來NA的徵兆耶，這超重要的。
Pob confirmed Faker.
Backstory:
Pobelter suddenly becomes the mid laner to beat in NALCS, SKT becomes worst
team in LCK, coincidence? I think not.
Faker doesn't have a family, he was created to play League of Legends,
Pobelter on the other hand is a genius. A genius is lesser than a robot.
Faker has never known family, and only someone as weak as a genius could have
a family.
Faker also never asks for help, he is the help. Pobelter doesn't ask for help
now, but always asked for help before.
Faker is TL Pobelter. Pobelter is SKT Faker it all makes sense it's here in
black and white.
Pobelter等於Faker確認。
背景故事：
Pobelter突然變成NALCS最強的中路選手，SKT變成LCK最爛的隊伍，巧合？我不這麼認為。
Faker沒有家庭，他是被創造來玩英雄聯盟的，另一方面，Pobelter則是一個天才。天才比
機器人弱。
Faker從未知曉何謂家庭，而只有像天才一樣弱的人才會有家庭。
Faker也從來沒有求助過，他就是幫助本身。Pobelter現在也不求助，但他以前總是這麼做
。
Faker就是TL Pobelter。Pobelter就是SKT Faker。一切都說得通了。這都是白紙黑字寫的
清清楚楚的。
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