[情報] 請屎徒注意
原則上這篇是給使徒們看的
不過要是有同學有相同的困擾也可參考
各位屎徒大家好
由於社胞們對於拉屎在馬桶裡不沖
而造成的環境問題已經幹聲連連了
所以在此提供那些自己也不願意成為屎徒的同學一點資訊
經本人明查暗訪 實地考察 以身試法的調查下
發現...........
馬桶的水有時水量很弱!!
馬桶的水有時水量很弱!!
馬桶的水有時水量很弱!!
我知道這發現聽起來很虛弱
但是!!!
這卻是困擾我們廣大男一社胞的一大原因
試想
當你抓緊褲帶
衝進廁所
擠近狹小的拉屎間
脫下外褲內褲
解放累積多日的痛
終於一切回歸平靜
你穿好褲子
採下踏板
準備把一切的不愉快都沖去的時候
卻發現......
你的屎屹立不搖
屹立不搖
屹立不搖
猶如中流砥柱一般
死守三峽大壩
堅決不肯跳下約三十公分的懸崖
於是你心裡緊張
用盡全力踩死那個控制出水的踏板
恨不得它跟你自己噴射的力道一樣強
但......沒有用..........................
你心想.....
完了!
難道....
我就要成為屎徒!?
經過十分鐘的努力
還是沒有辦將 屎 給沖入馬桶
非常挫折
只好偷偷聽著外面的人聲
趁著沒人
飛快出廁所
(然後告訴別人
屎徒出沒!!!) (!?)
在此提供本人一個發現
其實
你踩死踏板
水是不會大的
最好就是在輕重之間 虛實之處 奧妙操控著你的腳力
才會有最大的沖力
簡而言之呢 就是踩一半
所以
那些不希望成為屎徒而不得不為之的同學
現在應該隊本社的馬桶有了更深一層的認識
希望大家以後可以多多研究馬桶 (或是小便斗)
搞不好可以有更多有趣的發現 XD
全文完
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