[QQ] 所謂的風塵女郎香...
我爸剛剛嚴重警告我,不准我繼續噴escada 月光派對,
他說一直以來都想警告我,但卻不知如何開口。
我爸正氣凜然的大聲吼我:
什麼香水!味道俗不可耐!你們同學有人噴這種香水嗎?!
只有低賤的妓女才會噴這種東西!你不要說我沒警告你!
這種味道會招來爛桃花!對你的運勢也不好!你蠢到什麼都不懂!是白癡啊!
我吶吶的回他:
我都噴光兩瓶了欸......(還是100ml的...)
於是我爸更生氣了:
所以我真的忍你很久了!你每次噴我每次被他嚇醒!
你們同學不可能噴這種香水吧!
我想了想回他:
每個人喜歡的氣味都不同...當然不見得用的香水都同一瓶吧...
而且大家都說很香欸...
我爸越罵越想,越想就越怒:
你白癡啊!她們是騙你的!下賤的妓女!你知道是什麼嗎!
就是%$%$$#%$#%(消音)
---------------------怒髮衝冠回房睡覺分隔線----------------------------
可是我同學都說很香欸..重點是人家就喜歡escada甜到膩死人的果香嘛..
為什麼不可以噴...
而且我和特種行業的姐姐不熟...我...我怎麼知道她們用什麼香水...
是說...我爸一邊說「我真的很不想跟你講這種話!」一邊把喉嚨拉到最大....
然後吼得很帶勁...嗯...勁道大概是...嘛...反正大家都聽得見...
唉..............
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