[趣事]捷運上的趣事 XD

看板StupidClown作者 (兩年的感情結束了)時間18年前 (2006/05/12 11:15), 編輯推噓79(79推 0噓 8→)
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先說好... 主角不是我 是我同學 （不要叫我承認我是我同學 雖然我也很想有個正咩女友 XD ） 故事發生在捷運車上... 主角：我同學和他的正咩女友 列車緩緩進站...「忠孝復興 Zhongxiao Fuxing Station～」 列車在忠孝復興站停了下來 很多人在本站下車 最後走出車門的 是一群高中生... 就在列車 已經發出「逼～～逼～～逼～～」 關門的警告聲響時 我同學和他女友 聽到了那群高中生的對話 某個高中生：「阿！ 我的雨傘～～」（回頭往車廂看） 我同學的女友告訴他 那高中生的雨傘 好像是座位上那支耶～ 放在一包東西上面～ 說時遲 那時快 已經沒有太多思考的時間了！！列車門即將關上！！ 同學心想 難得在女友面前 有這麼棒的機會好好表現 平常在系籃好歹也是先發主將 快攻傳球也不是練假的～！！ 眼看門已經緩緩動作 再不快點就要闔上了 我同學一個漂亮的轉身 身子往後一蹬 右臂往後拉 右手一把帥氣的抓住雨傘 眼睛凝視車門 就剩下個縫 說窄不窄 說寬不寬 「但以我的技術 綽綽有餘 待會想必是全車鼓掌吧！！」 At the moment～！！ 就在這個時刻！！ 後面有個女生 抓住他的衣服！！ 大喊「那是我的！！！」 「對不起、對不起.....XD」 車門緩緩關上...全車嘩然大笑～～ 尷尬的是 車門已經關上...還得尷尬的等到下一站....囧 「真恨不得現在把自己帥氣的丟出車外 XD」 ...........（完） -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.132.190.171
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好讚 XDDD
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※ 編輯: mysteriousGE 來自: 220.132.190.171 (05/12 11:49)
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好好笑哦，真希望我在車上XD
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真想現場觀摩一下.......XD
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還好還沒投出去，不然就囧了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 邊吃飯邊看笨版肚子好痛
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哈哈好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有好笑到
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XD Good!
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太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那到底有沒有把雨傘丟出去?
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我笑了@@
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會不會有人上來寫...搭捷運雨傘差點被丟出去?
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真希望我在車上
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會在黑特版看到　幹~那是我的傘
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你以為假裝不是你同學就不閃了嗎!!!
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樓上五樓的反應也太過了吧 =.=
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你以為假裝不是你同學就不閃了嗎!!!
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※ mysteriousGE:轉錄至看板 joke 05/12 22:13
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丟出去就囧爆了 XD
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丟出去會不會掉到捷運跟月台的隙縫啊 = =
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很好笑!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD 好一個帥氣 哈哈
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這個好笑XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDD 半夜了要小聲笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這個好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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