[閒聊] 姑姑~我是惡魔v( ̄︶ ̄)y
話說因為我阿媽住院,要回鄉下去探望,
剛考完期中考的我和我姐,就被我爸媽抓回去桃園的某家醫院。
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今天早上,很難得的很早起來,
看電視看到一半,一個很粘我跟我姐的幼稚園正太(他要叫我們姑姑),就衝進房間。
那時候我跟我姐再看包青天= =
我沒空理他,不過他倒是跟我姊姊扯了很多--
什麼他是牛仔啦~他是恐龍~他是小僵屍,還學殭屍跳( ′-`)y-~
那時候我還在想:多純真的正太啊!
他就,把手弄得像侏儸紀公園的霸王龍那樣,大概持續了兩三分鐘,
我就故意跟他玩,假裝要搔癢他,
只要我一靠近他,他就逃﹔然後又回來,我又假裝要搔他。
持續了十幾個迴圈……
突然他就爬到床上來,在我面前說:我要變成惡魔。
然後擺出他的霸王龍手勢過來,假裝要抓我,
我以為他是假裝……
然後我的胸部就被他抓住,持續了一分鐘之久,囧!
小正太依然學恐龍在吼叫……吼叫……
我姐在旁邊幸災樂禍的笑( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏
此時此刻我的內心也在吼叫……吼叫……
我的第一次,被你抓去了 〒△〒
該死的小孩,抓完之後就假裝沒事情的去吃午餐,
還跟大人說:我最喜歡小姑姑了~(大心)
(小姑姑就是我╭(─╴╴─)╮ )…
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