[無言] 我在床上打XX

看板StupidClown作者 (趴)時間14年前 (2010/04/11 15:41), 編輯推噓62(62推 0噓 25→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 強者我同學....名叫阿強 以及同學B 話說有一天..我同學B一直打電話給阿強(用無號碼打) 等阿強電話接起來..就馬上把他掛掉 玩了幾次之後.同學B也不想玩了 但是阿強又發現有電話給打他 他就不爽了 ... 一接起來..是個女人的聲音 阿強就用很不耐煩的口氣 阿強:妳誰? 女人:妳猜猜看阿? 阿強:妳到底是誰拉? 女人:妳猜猜看咩... 那女人也不耐煩了...阿強火氣也大起來了 女人:阿你在幹麻阿? 阿強:幹..拎北在床上打手槍拉.... 阿強馬上就把電話掛了 之後那又女人打電話來..說.. 我...是....妳....姑....姑!!! 之後阿強不知道怎麼面對他姑姑.... -- 生活中 每一件人.事.物 皆有得失 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.172.86
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04/11 15:43, , 1F
我笑了
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我笑了
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嘎哩共，阿惠仔因價五呆無幾丟勒敏曾鼎怕揪慶...
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冬蟲活力強
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姑姑其實是想講:我在绝情谷底
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XDD
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樓樓上好笑
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XDDDDD
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五樓讚
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五樓專業XDDD
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所以原po是過兒@@?
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少"絕"吧??
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八十八顆芭樂籽超爽
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不好意思 用google找姑姑到底刺了什麼字 不察複製到簡體
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XDDDDDDDDD
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刺在蜜蜂翅膀上XD
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推五樓...
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有笑有推!
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十六年後 在此重會 夫妻情深 勿失信約 小龍女書囑夫君楊
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郎 珍重萬千 務求相聚
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蜜蜂上 左邊是「我在絕」右邊是「情谷底」= =
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姑姑:晚上到我房間來.....
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XD
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太好笑XD
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姑姑:晚上我到你房間去
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請你重現當時畫面
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雖然有點髒可是好好笑!
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姑姑:什麼!!先別打!今晚我們一起練玉女心經
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最後一層
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楊過出來面對
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男女雙修
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火車便當
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一個一百
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太貴了吧
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過兒推車
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迴紋針
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很棒我也笑了^^
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太貴了吧
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尷尬
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有時候這種電話真的讓人很賭爛就是了
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有笑有推
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我有一個高中同學每次都只響一聲 我就直接不接 黑
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名單 有笑給推XDD
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G J
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難道原po就是阿強
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樓上的也是阿強他同學= =..少在那邊裝
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XD
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...
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好笑XD
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我也有個室友叫做阿強....
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阿強正夯
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那你室友現在讀逢甲嗎?
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哈哈 失守了
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好就不見 專業的五樓
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我現在讀逢甲0.0 我不是阿強...
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晚上來姑姑家...姑姑教你正確的排解方式
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XD
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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姑姑真白目= =
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這個好威！！！！
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可是通常這種開頭的都是詐騙集團要裝你認識的人
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來朝聖了 酷
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騙你打回去然後你的電話費就會暴增..
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怎麼根我從中工同學聽到機械科的事情一樣...姑姑對不起?
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哈哈～
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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阿強:我只是說實話
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阿強是..中工機械..!!!!!!
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很多打這種詐騙電話的女生都會裝出讓人很想揍下去的嗲音
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到底是誰讓她們以為男人喜歡那種智障聲音的......
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是..0204
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厲害的阿強，到底做了什麼?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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你保重!
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好囧啊哈哈哈哈
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XDDD
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五樓專業XD
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超專業五樓XD
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推.....
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五樓救了大家
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我看不懂五樓的意思... 誰能說一下
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你看過神雕俠侶就懂了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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五樓超專業啦！！！
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