[無言] 大爆鼻血
原PO如往常的
騎腳踏車到宿舍附近去吃晚餐
聽好腳踏車
兩三步併上學餐前的階梯
進到餐廳裡面點了最愛的三杯雞
吃完興高采烈的準備去上語文課
三步併成兩步準備從餐廳走出
出餐廳的過程中還開心的大聲唱歌
忽然之間
鼻子很癢
而且是只能狂挖鼻屎解決的那種
但這不影響原PO的好心情
原PO依然大聲唱歌，大力挖鼻屎覺得人生中小確幸不就是這樣嗎
準備出餐廳
忽然....
＂啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!＂
原PO直接踩空階梯
挖鼻屎的右手直接大力插進鼻孔
瞬間大量鮮血狂噴如湧泉
但原PO只能故作鎮定
右手把整張臉遮住依然大聲唱歌
但大家聽到的只是
悶哼聲
原PO覺得今天簡直樂極生悲
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