[大哭] 這句英文怎麼唸?
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代PO朋友妹妹笨事~事情是這樣的,今天上一班低年級的英文班,
大概是由小學二到四年級組成的一個班級,
換句話說就是一個非常容易失控的班級,
上課上到一半不是兩個兩個玩起來就是不斷的互相告狀,
每次上完這班一個半小時的課我的喉嚨也已經差不多要破了。
今天上課的內容是"家庭",
不外乎就是他是我爸爸,她是我媽媽之類的句型,
上課之前照慣例一定要先複習一下上禮拜教的單字,
於是我命令屁孩們打開課本XX頁,
準備複習本課的單字。
在我請大家念第一個單字"奶奶(grandmother)"的時候,
完全根本沒人理我,因為底下有兩個屁孩吵了起來,
大概是A把B的擦子弄掉了,但是A又不幫B撿起來,
此刻我心底有點猶豫,
一方面好像需要對他們怒吼,請她們快點撿擦子快點上課;
一方面又好像可以不先管他們,放大音量繼續上課。
所以我開口後可以講的話就有兩個選擇:
1.「嘴巴閉上,擦子快點撿起來!!!!」
2.「請看XX頁,請問"奶奶"怎麼念??」
在我內心掙扎了大約0.5秒之後我選擇了後者,
想著反正他們吵完了就會自動上課,
於是我放大了音量,武裝好兇狠的表情,
開口說了:
「好了嘴巴閉上!!!」
「請問"奶子"怎麼講?」
請問"奶子"怎麼講?
請問"奶子"怎麼講?
請問"奶子"怎麼講?
請問"奶子"怎麼講?
.....................
沉默了幾秒後,
除了遭到全班小朋友的無情恥笑,
後面的輔導老師好像也憋笑憋得很辛苦......
當下我只想永遠消失在這個世界上。
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