[無言] 它不是游泳圈(微西斯)
平常有個習慣,喜歡把女友的胸部當枕頭躺
某天躺著的時候,突然在女友胸前隔著衣服吹氣
像吹氣球那樣先吸飽氣,然後再一口氣吹完直到沒氣
當我玩得自得其樂,抬頭一看女友
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她說:寶貝......它不是游泳圈啊
瞬間覺得我好像做錯事了........
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※ 編輯: sinachao (114.35.247.31), 07/18/2014 10:13:37
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