[健忘] 你是要掰掰幾次?!
身為職業潛水笨版鄉民
偶爾上來發發文騙騙P幣
雖然都是實際發生過的鳥事...
想起來依舊丟臉..
前幾天下雨
來到公司上班
到了下班...
下樓...警衛大叔掰掰
耶~便當盒沒帶
上樓...
便當盒GET!
便當盒已裝備於副手上!
下樓...警衛大叔掰~
耶~安全帽忘了拿
上樓...
安全帽GET!
安全帽已裝備於頭部位置!
下樓...警衛大叔掰~
摸摸口袋~錢包忘了拿!
上樓...
錢包GET!
錢包已裝背於口袋中~
下樓...警衛大叔掰~(這時大叔已經在偷笑...)
走到門口騎樓...雨衣忘了拿...
上樓...
雨衣GET!
雨衣已裝備為身體防具!
下樓...警衛大叔掰~這次我很肯定沒在少拿東西了!
走到騎樓...摸摸口袋...
鑰匙呢...
上樓...
進行地毯式搜索...
該處已無物品...
才想到鑰匙好像插在車上...
下樓...警衛大叔已笑翻...
終於走到機車旁...
騎車回家,成功完成任務...
好在車沒被騎走...
不然真的欲哭無淚...
從此後養成東西要放在同樣的位置上!
題外話...回到家中...發現手機還在公司...
打到公司同事說...被我壓在文件下面...
囧rz
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