[集氣]人體噴泉
上周日我和編織界張鈞甯一起晨跑,
久久未跑步的我異常興奮,
誓言要挑戰10圈(X)5圈(X)2圈半(O)的操場。
那天的操場很熱鬧,有可愛的小朋友在踢足球賽,
以及幾個小鮮肉校隊協助球賽進行。
看著操場上生氣勃勃、熱血沸騰的小球員,
不禁在心中湧起一股老娘跟你拼了...
哦不,是信心滿滿的感覺!
跑著跑著,太陽漸漸有點炙熱,
汗水也盡情地揮灑中,1圈過去、2圈過去,
開始有點力不從心,
(畢竟腦子沒長年紀倒是長了一大把),
這時突然迸出一個想法,
想學學一種田徑訓練的方式,
衝刺100m再慢跑100m,
如此循環下來功力可是會像吃大還丹一樣暴增30年啊!
好的,開始衝刺吧,啊啊啊啊啊~~~怎麼腿好像不是自己的?
咦咦咦,左左右右腿你們怎麼了,快說說話啊!
是的,衝刺50m後雙腿就罷工了,
剛好回到起點,那就休息吧,今天運動量極夠。
坐下稍微收操後突然覺得好渴好渴啊,
趕緊灌了一瓶水,不夠!!!
一瓶水不夠那你有灌兩瓶嗎?
悲劇開始,感覺渾身不對勁,有點像是中暑,
只好和編織界張鈞甯快快收拾離開操場。
不對勁的感覺越來越強烈,越來越…哦天啊是唾液,
唾液滿滿從喉嚨湧出來say hi,
不行我一定要趕快找個水溝蓋,維持我平常完美(?)的形象啊!
天啊沒有水溝蓋只有一條大水溝,衝啊,唾液們~
這時候必須和大家複習左左右右罷工的情況,沒錯來不及了…
我趕緊扶著一棵看起來極度缺水的路樹,
活生生展現生命的奧妙---人體噴泉,
看著剛喝下的水,千軍萬馬地從嘴裡噴發出去,
有如滔滔江水連綿不絕啊~~~~~~~~
噴了大約3秒的時間,結束後一陣安靜和錯愕,
安靜的是我還在細細回想剛才壯觀又清澈的嘔吐物,人體噴泉成就get!
錯愕的是在旁目睹這一切的編織界張鈞甯。
模擬當天編織界張鈞甯的視角
http://imgur.com/Ld71VDU
![](https://i.imgur.com/Ld71VDU.jpg)
---------集氣正文------------
來說說第一次po文的原因,
人生沒有多少個20年,
偏偏我很幸運的有個認識快20年的好友。
最近好友爸爸檢查出冠狀動脈阻塞,
第一次裝支架的手術沒有成功,
因為好友爸爸血管跟脾氣一樣硬,
所以正在養精蓄銳準備明天的冠狀動脈繞道手術。
能為好友做的不多,
希望能透過溫暖笨板的祝福為好友爸爸加油,
拜託大家推文:劉爸加油你可以的,手術順利!
謝謝大家!!!
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