英國衛報對男女選手的介紹

看板Tennis作者 (I Love Tennis)時間21年前 (2003/06/18 23:07), 編輯推噓11(1100)
留言11則, 5人參與, 最新討論串1/1
Men: Agassi ("if he played [the return of serve] any earlier, he would have to take it off the other guy's racket strings"), Federer ("enigmatic may be the word"), Ferrero ("[after winning Davis Cup] within hours was in the Barcelona nightclub Luz de Gas, half naked and in a state of considerable disrepair"), Henman ("As British as strawberries and cream, rain, and losing semi-finals"), Hewitt ("Australia Post launched a Hewitt stamp last January. Some of them probably ended up on letters sent here."), Kafelnikov ("His former coach Larry Stefanki, now coach of Tim Henman, calls him 'a stubborn Russian nut'"), Krajicek ("Still no favourite with many in the women's locker room"), Moya ("has won a meagre four matches in six visits to the All-England Club"), Nalbandian ("They named a bus stop and hot-dog stand after him in his home town of Unquillo after he made the Wimbledon final and his family celebrated by roasting a goat"), Philippoussis ("an Alexander the Great tattoo on his right arm"), Roddick ("Nicknamed A-Rod but still stuck in the region of B-Rod"), Safin ("a hunk with boy-band looks and a reputation for good livine"), Schalken ("a big fan of mediocre British rock"), Schuettler ("bad legs and worse shorts"), Schrichaphan (stays in the same family B&B in New Malden every year). Women: Capriati ("Moves like a train while built like a small truck"), Clijsters ("an inveterate giggler"), Daniilidou ("the first Greek nwoman since Nana Mouskouri to make a name on the international stage"), Davenport ("the tallest woman ever to have played at Wimbledon"), Dementieva ("a prickly character, reflected in her obsessive cactus collection"), Dokic ("with Damir for a dad, she gets a healthy sympathy vote"), Hantuchova ("an almost supernatural ability to find the lines"), Henin ("Lilliputian physique"), Maleeva ("always looks puzzled and slightly worried, as if a ball boy passed her a brainteaser with the barley water at the changeover"), Mauresmo ("carries French hopes into every tournament before bowing out in the latter stages. Sound familiar, Tim?"), Myskina ("enticing, dark, eastern European look"), Rubin ("September 12 is now known as Chanda Rubin Day in her home town of Lafayette, Louisiana"), Sugiyama ("The only way to find a more mild-natured player would be to feed Sue Barker a stupdendous amount of Prozac and put her in a poppy field while the Corrs sang lullabies"), SW ("Luvvy rating 1/10, the one being Venus"), VW (Luvvy rating 1/10, reciprocal voting and all that"). -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 61.64.68.77

推 140.119.137.33 06/18, , 1F
感覺很酸 也許我真的不懂英國人的幽默
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推 61.64.102.135 06/18, , 2F
不是啦…衛報本來就是八卦性質的雜誌吧
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推 61.64.68.77 06/18, , 3F
衛報是大報哦
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推 61.64.68.77 06/18, , 4F
跟Telegraph,Independent齊名
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推 61.64.102.135 06/18, , 5F
sorry,一時記憶錯亂了,是"鏡報"才是,
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推 61.64.102.135 06/18, , 6F
抱歉:)
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推140.118.122.156 06/18, , 7F
正在考慮要不要轉..英式幽默
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推 61.64.68.77 06/18, , 8F
Just be open-minded nothing serious!!
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推 61.64.102.135 06/18, , 9F
推樓上的:p
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推 61.230.112.27 06/18, , 10F
好酸啊-x-
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推 61.64.102.135 06/18, , 11F
唔…畢竟我們不是英國人XD
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