[ ⑨ ] [中英]YOOOOOOOOOO千萬別接觸東方這款遊戲_v2

看板Touhou作者 (☆↗煞气＠午餐↙★)時間14年前 (2010/08/30 21:05), 編輯推噓32(32推 0噓 9→)
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千萬別接觸這叫「東方」的領域， Don't touch this series called "Touhou", 這玩意從各種程度上來說太他媽邪門了！！ This shxt is so wrong, and so many mother fuxk'in levels yo, 我跟朋友聊天時，他傳了三個標題只打著「Touhou」的檔案給我， I was talking with my write friend, and he sent me 3 files of the name only labeled "Touhou". 我問他「這他媽的是三小？？」 I said to this dude, "What this SHXT?" 他只是笑著說「玩就對了，玩的時候旁邊不要有人！」 He just did of say, "play all of them, make sure nobody surrounds you when you're playing it!" 所以我以為是什麼倫game或其他狗屁之類的東西， And I thought, it was some wierd h-game and some strange shxt, 於是我玩了第一個「紅魔鄉」，然後 but I played the first game "The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.", and it was like Yoooooooooooooooooo!! What the FXCK!? 接著我繼續玩， and I continued, it was like Yoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 看著女僕射了那堆他媽的飛刀， and I got the maid to throw a lot of mother fxck'in knives, and another 然後Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 我簡直不敢相信我看到了什麼！！！ I couldn't fxck'in believe what I saw, 這應該是閻王給我放的地獄煙火秀吧？ it was like Shikieiki showing me fireworks from hell shxt, 明明是這麼可怕的玩意， but was so deserved in it, 我卻無法停下來不玩！！？？ YET I COULDN'T STOP PLAYING IT!!?? 接著我繼續玩「妖妖夢」！ This series 2 "Perfect Cherry Blossom." it was like dude, the 2 niggets, 那半靈看了那兩個女的竟開始 and the half-ghost saw them @$%@$^, Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 然後某大嬸開啟了超巨大的彈幕， And that old woman opened a huge bullet-rain and Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 就好像第三次世界大戰開打，但是某紅白卻決定用其他卡片遊戲啥鬼的決定勝負， And it was like WW3 begins, but Reimu decides to start a card game or something different, 簡直太可怕了！！！ AND IT WAS SO FXCK-DOG-CREEPY, 但是我他媽的卻停不下來繼續玩！！！！！！ AND IT JUST, CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT, THAT RIGHT FXCK'IN GAME!!!! 然後我開始玩「永夜抄」， But I played "Imperishable Night.", ……「永夜抄」啊混蛋！！！！ ..."Niiiiiht" niggets, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! 最終魔王可是NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET！！！！ The final boss is NEET!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! 有個大媽叫八意永琳， And that "Eirin" was her name niggets, 他媽的這大媽叫「八億」！！！（彈數的意味） "Eirin" WAS HER MOTHER FXCK'IN NAME!!! 歐買尬！我上不了天堂了， OH MY GOD! I can't go heaven niggets, 因為我把我的靈魂賣給了火焰貓！！！！ because I sold my soul to Kaenbyou!!! 所以我現在要告訴你們一件事，千萬別玩標題為「Touhou」的遊戲！！！！ So I just want to tell you all right now, DON'T PLAY A GAME LABELED "TOUHOU"!!!! 千萬別去玩！！！！！ DON'T DO IT NIGGETS!!!! 它就像小惡魔一樣！！！！！！ It's like Koakuma!!!! 罪袋們，千萬記住我說的話！！！！！！！！ REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING YOU NIGGETS!!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 219.81.206.4
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08/30 21:06, , 1F
囧>
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08/30 21:10, , 2F
中間有奇怪的翻譯XDDDDD
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08/30 21:11, , 3F
你不是只玩到永夜抄嗎XD
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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08/30 21:18, , 6F
不要瞧不起公主大人啦(血淚
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08/30 21:19, , 7F
好傲嬌XD
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08/30 21:20, , 8F
推薦這個文章
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08/30 21:29, , 9F
不推這篇文章，因為看起來他打扁了兔子....我非常火(?
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08/30 21:32, , 10F
太好笑了這篇wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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08/30 21:34, , 11F
好傲嬌XDDDDD
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08/30 21:34, , 12F
！　沒有出場也躺著中槍
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08/30 21:35, , 13F
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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08/30 21:37, , 14F
所以玩了東方之後會變成罪袋？
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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08/30 21:41, , 16F
The final boss is NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
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08/30 21:41, , 17F
He just giggled and say, "Just play(ry
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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make sure nobody as around when you're (ry
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..mother fxck'in knives, and then I said Yoooo(ry
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I couldn't fxckin' believe what I just saw!
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08/30 21:50, , 23F
玩就對了，玩的時候旁邊不要有人(‧ω‧)つ[妖精大戰爭
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kaguya：My questions will destroy everyone! FUHAHA~
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yoooo!!! 一起玩天則吧~~Yoooo
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Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo！
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
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08/30 23:04, , 31F
還能撐到PH真的有必要YOO嗎(汗)
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08/30 23:06, , 32F
講that old woman不怕被拖隙間嗎(隙間)
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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有些有點牽強 但有笑有推 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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08/31 00:43, , 39F
其實那個YOOOOOOOOO是miss的音效，這樣一切就說的通了
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08/31 16:16, , 40F
YOOOOOOOO (這太有梗了XDDD
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The final boss is NEET!!!! XDDD
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