[吐嘈] 這三個恐怖的女人你最討厭哪一個?
今天和老弟閒著沒事抬槓,
說到自己最討厭的三個女藝人:
1.小屎
一天到晚把閨房裡的風花雪月拿出來說嘴,
真不懂她婆婆怎麼受得了她?
我懷疑她老公根本就是想娶個青樓女子回家,
現在真的如願以償了..
(我似乎無意中貶低了青樓女子,
畢竟有很多名妓都比這個PUPU來的有氣質+有教養,更不用說臉蛋身材了)
2.1能勁
跟當年那個大鼻子恐龍比起來簡直是有過之而無不及,
很少看到偷人還敢這麼光明正大的;
自我公主幻想的症狀已經嚴重到病入膏肓
(為了服務這位國文造詣甚差的1小姐,
特別在此提醒那個字念"荒"不念"忙"!!)
明明連曼陀羅是花不是陀螺都搞不清楚,
還一天到晚自詡文藝氣息沒少女,誰給她一巴掌打醒她行不行?
3. 永遠的海產天后
每次出專輯不是跟某周牌滷蛋糊糊纏,
就是一直強打"我真的很努力!" "她真的很努力!";
拜託,你是歌手不是漫畫幸運超人裡面的努力超人,
要比努力很多人都比你努力個幾百萬倍好嗎?
我肯定你為了達到驚嚇眾人的目的而煞費苦心,
但說真的,演藝圈不適合你~
最近很多遊樂園在徵扮好兄弟嚇人的工讀生,
又或者你可以幫很多海產店代言,相信都可以輕鬆勝任,
你就不需要這麼努力了! 真的!
我自己目前還是最受不了炸蝦姐,
因為她MV狂打經常讓我在看電視的時候受到嚴重驚嚇!
但我問了幾個身邊的朋友,
到目前為止由1能勁小姐蟬聯衛冕者寶座,
不知道大家的看法如何?
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