[笑話] 智障歌詞梗 101
肥宅小弟我注意到一間飲料店的女孩,可愛的讓肥宅我為之傾心。為了讓她注意到肥宅我
,每天下班總是那個時間點去跟她點飲料,而每次也總能聊上幾句。
漸漸地,肥宅我天真以為跟女孩很熟了,有一天終於鼓起勇氣,想跟女孩交換line。
肥宅: 欸欸,我們交換賴吧,以後可以用賴跟你點飲料。
女孩聽到後便伸手出來,示意要我把手機給他
我想,果然女孩也對我有點意思
約莫過了一分鐘,女孩把手機還給我
我開心的接過手機,卻發現手機畫面是Youtube的介面
此時女孩忽然猛力的跺腳兩下
https://youtu.be/vx2u5uUu3DE?t=57s
"It`s my Line~~~~~~~~~~"
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以後被肥宅討Line,可以這樣回他,留給肥宅一點最後的自尊 :3
改編自板友caron0225的故事
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