[耍冷] 紂王和妲己下地獄
紂王和妲己死後在地獄受審,被他們害死的人也出席旁聽。
最後閻羅王下了決定:「這麼喜歡酒池肉林的話,
就送你們先去第七層的刀山地獄看肉林吧!最後還有什麼話說?」
妲己搖搖頭,紂王看了妲己一眼,大喊:「We could have had it all~~」
閻羅王:「肉林in the deep~~」
旁聽的比干:「You had my heart inside of your hand~~」
鬼差:「And you played it, and you played it to the beat~~」
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