[閒聊] 吵到笑場
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是否同意記者抄文：NO
有天因爲一件雞毛蒜皮的小事跟先生吵了起來，
越吵越烈，先生開始無限上綱，
先生：反正你根本不愛我也不喜歡我，完全無法忍受我，
當初選我也是因為覺得我為人可靠而以。
我當場氣笑了！
我：你不要往你臉上貼金好嗎，路上隨便一個路人都比你可靠，
老娘當初選你是因為看上你的臉。
正要接下一句「你除了臉能看還有什麼優點」時，
就看到先生一臉呆滯，露出夢幻的神情，輕聲問我，
「你真的覺得我好看？」
那一臉呆害我狠話勞不出來，然後噗茲一聲笑出來，只能說
「對，那是你最大的優點。」
然後先生就甜蜜蜜的笑了起來。
我內心OS：有病，說你缺乏內在美你也開心。
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第一次看到先生時，覺得他笑的很像黃金獵犬，
到現在我還是覺得他很像黃金獵犬。
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※ 編輯: suzyn (49.196.154.149), 09/06/2017 17:25:46
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