[討論] 津津蘆筍汁
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事情是這樣的
今天我男朋友接我下班要去吃飯的時候他突然問我:「欸你知道津津蘆筍汁嗎?」
雖然覺得有點莫名其妙但我還是回答:「有啊怎麼了」
男友:「我今天早上(還是昨天晚上,騎車風太大聽不清楚)看著他打手槍欸!(開心)
」
其實聽到還蠻難過的,
感覺我的魅力比不上蘆筍汁。
或者其實他是諷刺我的身材就跟蘆筍汁的罐子一樣直線
也有點生氣為什麼要選蘆筍汁打槍,因為其實我比較喜歡喝維大力
這樣感覺真的很不尊重我
這樣感覺真的很不尊重我
想請問大家都會對著蘆筍汁自慰嗎?
射在蘆筍汁裡有比較爽嗎?
是不是其實這是現在最流行的自慰對象是我自己太孤陋寡聞?
請各位大大為我解惑,謝謝大家
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