[爆卦] 姚老師講了一個怪怪的熊讚故事消失
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姚聽到陳佩琪講的熊讚故事覺得氣pupu
特地編了一個姚立明版的熊讚故事
以下逐字表:
熊帶了一群動物去運動比賽,然後有豹子,有虎,有這些
結果呢,老虎標槍贏了,豹子賽跑贏了,熊的舉重也很厲害
比賽完了以後熊就一直講,這一次都是我一個人的本事,讓大家都能夠贏
然後那一群豺狼虎豹就生氣了,又不是你一個人的功勞,對不對
然後那個熊就不懂為什麼了,這不是我一個人帶領大家一起得到很棒的表現嗎?
這個時候就要問小朋友,你們懂不懂為什麼熊做錯什麼對不對
大家一起努力,成功的事情不能攬在一個人身上
到底為什麼姚還要這樣打?
我柯粉怎麼從來沒有印象柯P有說過世大運都是柯文哲自己的功勞,柯一直感謝再感謝所
有參與這場盛事的人,結果這位稍早說要為說錯話負責任的先生還是繼續抹啊......
如果說錯一件事要一個月不上節目的話,我認真覺得姚老師可能要認真考慮一路休息到明
年選後了,精彩事項族繁不及備載啊...
以下為您附上鄉民自製名嘴打柯打到崩潰精彩圖片
說柯文哲能指揮憲兵的鍾年晃
https://i.imgur.com/R5rSnXE.jpg
![](https://i.imgur.com/R5rSnXE.jpg)
北韓領導人專家鍾年晃
https://i.imgur.com/JDUl3o2.jpg
![](https://i.imgur.com/JDUl3o2.jpg)
說柯文哲穿越時空靠周子瑜得利的姚立明
https://i.imgur.com/Nr29ucj.jpg
![](https://i.imgur.com/Nr29ucj.jpg)
說柯文哲只在中國場合穿西裝打領帶的姚立明
https://i.imgur.com/EOsI4pt.jpg
![](https://i.imgur.com/EOsI4pt.jpg)
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