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看板Marginalman作者Victoryking (夜空メル的かぷ民)時間3年前 (2021/10/18 22:21)推噓10(11推 1噓 13→)

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For years, tell all your fans you're a lonely virgin who was bullied in school for being fat in order to maximize simp bucks. 這幾年妳告訴你的粉絲你是邊緣處女在學校因為太胖被同學霸凌為了要賺錢假裝自己是受虐兒 Sexually harass your coworkers, but they don't mind that much because you're a self professed virgin loser who's just lonely and in need of physical contact and so are seen as mostly harmless. 對你的同事性騷擾但它們不是很在意因為你是一個自稱是處女的邊緣魯蛇所以他們並不覺得你有害 Some guy on twitter keeps telling people he made it with you so you freak out on your roommate account and tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over 4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin. 某個男的在推特一直說有跟你做愛過所以你就在佐藤希的帳號發推說自己已經單身超過四年了沒想到戳破之前說自己是邊緣處女的謊言 Cry on stream while being princess carried to masters by predators in APEX. 被兩個頂獵Carry一路躺到大師結果在實況中哭的好像都靠自己 Spend hundreds of thousands of yen (several $1000) on akasupas for some random dude's youtube channel 花一堆錢在男人頻道斗紅SC Ask Coco for her Line contact info, only for her to respond, "Ew, gross". 跟會長要LINE的帳號只因為會長說了一句嘔好噁 The drama with Haachama is some of the worst interpersonal drama in Hololive history only because you made it public in the most unprofessional way possible. 心祭大戰是Hololive歷史上最糟糕的一場人際關係鬧劇就因為你這樣不動腦就隨便公開發推罵人 Constantly flirt with male collab partners in front of your viewers, regularly telling them you'll send them nudes if they want them. 在你粉絲面前不斷調情跟你連動的男V 還跟男V們說如果你們想要我的裸照我可以傳給你 Literally in the middle of saying "I haven't had a boyfriend for over four yea -" THE HAND appears. You make up the most obvious lie possible, but are still willing to needlessly worry your most loyal and gullible fans. 在實況中說已經超過四年沒有男朋友才說到一半那隻手就出現了你了編一個超爛的謊言讓你最鐵的粉絲們去無謂的為你擔心 Despite all of this, you're never once punished by Hololive management and instead are featured in more and more promotions, which probably only means one thing. 儘管這樣但你從來沒有被Cover處罰過還是可以在越來越多工商宣傳當主角 People realize that guy on twitter from earlier in the year was probably telling the truth and was actually some guy she had a one night stand with. 這證明了一件事年初那個在推特發推說跟你做愛過的那個男人很有可能說的就是事實而且還真的跟你搞過一夜情這個好像是比較新版的馬自立文之前有一個舊版的更多更長只是字好多而且太舊的META我也看不懂哭阿 -- https://i.imgur.com/dQSPdO0.gif