Re: [眼殘] 學弟,可以借我5塊錢嗎?
※ 引述《ted21019 (大聲才是王道)》之銘言:
: 這是我回想國中九年級的一段糗事
: 我們班上有一個又瘦又矮的同學(下面稱小謝),跟我交情還不錯
: 有一天我去福利社,看到一個似曾相識的瘦小背影,當下認定他就是小謝。
: 我就過去站左邊點他右肩
: 結果他頭轉了一圈過來我完全不認識
: 場面尷尬要死
: 於是我就耍小聰明
: 馬上禮貌起來問
: 學弟,請問我可以跟你借5元嗎?
: 他笨笨的給了我5塊錢,我因為實在太尷尬,
: 拿了錢就低頭走掉
: 呼!
: 總算是化解尷尬的氛圍,我真他媽太機靈了
: 事隔2年
: 我才發現我還沒還他錢
: 我這他媽根本是搶劫@@
讓我想起
當初大一剛進班級時
由於大家都還不熟
一位女同學注意到了她後面坐著
另一位
沉默寡言
斯斯文文
高高瘦瘦
的男同學
出於表示友好的想搭訕吧
就轉頭面帶笑容的問到
「欸欸,妳有沒有一百八啊?」
男同學就苦著臉從口袋掏出180元
《雙手奉上……》
(很幹,剛開學就被霸凌!)
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