[笑話] 兩則翻譯笑話
1. About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia
我女友得了厭食症,這一個禮拜來越來越瘦
最近都見不到面
I've been seeing less and less of her.
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留言:
-幫你QQ (是不是綠綠der)
-你女友是不是英國人啊 真的是越來越瘦欸
cos she's losing pounds.(體重/英鎊)
2. Her best feature....
一位送報生正在一棟大樓的信箱快速的依照門牌發
有個只穿著浴袍的年輕女孩出現跟他攀談
聊著聊著,她的浴袍微微鬆開
清純的小弟發現 裡 面 甚 麼 都 沒 穿
頓時開始臉紅發燙 覺得害羞緊張
女孩主動的調情了一陣子,也讓送報小弟大飽眼福後說
要不要去我的房間阿,好像聽到有人來了
進入女孩房間後,她讓浴袍緩緩落下,露出年輕A肉體
邊搔首弄姿邊說 你覺得人家哪裡最棒呢~
送報生:肯定是你的耳朵
女 孩:呃 為什麼= =
送報生:你剛不是聽到有人來了嗎....其實就是我....
"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."
(射<3惹<3)
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